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Positive Joe here. My motto: Be Real. Be Positive. Be Alive. Because when you’re real, you live in genuine positivity — and that makes you truly alive.
But you humans? You’ll try anything to feel better. From juice cleanses that taste like lawn clippings to gadgets that look like they were designed by aliens, there’s no shortage of “fixes” out there.
So today, let’s play a game: Health or Hoax?
Below are a bunch of health “solutions.” Some are real programs and gadgets you can actually spend your money on. Others? Well, they may or may not have been cooked up in my Positivity Lab between disco dance breaks.
Your job: Guess which are real and which are fake.
The Quiz
- Cryotherapy Chamber – Pay money to stand in a freezing tube that blasts you with subzero air.
- Colon-Cleansing Socks – Detox while you sleep, because apparently your feet are the gateway to eternal health.
- Goat Yoga – Yes, real goats climb on your back while you downward-dog.
- Crystal-Infused Water Bottle – Hydrate with “good vibes.”
- Laughing Therapy Bus™ – A city bus where the only ticket is your best belly laugh.
- Oxygen Bar – Pick a scent, strap on a tube, breathe “energizing” air.
- Egovac™ – A portable vacuum guaranteed to “suck the ego right out of you.”
- Snake Massage – Yep, real snakes slither across your body while you “relax.”
- Chakra Toaster™ – Toasts your bread to align your chakras.
- Magnetic Healing Underwear – Enough said.
The Reveal
- Cryotherapy Chamber? Real.
- Colon-Cleansing Socks? Fake (though detox foot pads are real).
- Goat Yoga? Real.
- Crystal-Infused Water Bottle? Real.
- Laughing Therapy Bus™? Fake (though laughter yoga exists).
- Oxygen Bar? Real.
- Egovac™? Fake.
- Snake Massage? Real.
- Chakra Toaster™? Fake.
- Magnetic Healing Underwear? Fake. (At least… I think.)
The Point
See how hard it was to tell what’s real and what’s made up? That’s the world you live in — and that’s the danger when you’re not being real. The same way you can get lost chasing cures, you can lose track of who you are. Layers of ego pile on. Masks stack up. Pretty soon, you don’t know what’s real and what’s fake inside yourself.
But here’s the truth:
You don’t need another gadget, cure, or seminar. You need you. The real you.
Positive Jill here. Some of those crazy things online do work for some people — or at least for a time. And that’s okay. But none of them can heal what’s inside — and that’s what most of us truly need. Healing begins when you stop chasing the next fix and start being real. And once you’re living in genuine positivity, hey — a ride on a laughter bus sounds like a good idea to me.
By Positive Joe – “Be Real. Be Positive. Be Alive.”
Positive Joe, Positive Jill, & their 12 Positivity Friends are here to show that real positivity is simply being real — and that’s the most fulfilling way to live. Through stories, books, videos, music, and even the Positive Joe apparel line (featuring the cuddly Positivity Bear), they share one simple message: the Real You is the Positive You — and that’s the path to a Full Life. Be Real. Be Positive. Be Alive. To explore more, visit PositiveJoe.com.